ACTORS HAVE THE BEST NAMES… SHIKENA (Rated 16 for Swearing)

Just before I hit gear 2 with this permit me to lose my mind… YAAAAAY!!! MY FIRST OFFICIAL POST!!!!!

Okay to the matter *knots tie*… ever noticed how deliciously crafted actors and actresses names are? I mean it’s just art!! Denzel Washington *ghen ghen*, Will Smith *gbosa*, Jada Pinkett (and like the Pinkett wasn’t arousing enough, she adds Smith to the roster through marriage. sigh), Idris Elba (What Tha Fack!), Taraji P. Henson *dies*, Liam Hemsworth, Halle Berry *yum*, Bradley Cooper (like having a sexy fit wasn’t enough), Jamie Fucking-Foxx and the list goes ooon and ooon!

And when you think Naija would carry last, as they often do, they also pull up aces from nowhere! Like what tha hell?!

• Ramsey Nouah (that name commands respect under all circumstances)
• Richard Mofe-Damijo *sigh*
• Bukky Wright
• Uti Nwachukwu (madt)
• Nkem Owoh (as in, even Usofia has a sick-ass name. Lord help us)
• Joke Silva
• Yinka Quadri
• Enebeli Elebuwa (the name feels like an orgasm)
• Jimi Solanke
• Olu uber-awesome-Jacobs
• Tonto Dikeh (quite a metaphorical name if you know what I mean *hehehe*)
• Ini Edo
• Segun Arinze (say what you like about his handsomeness… the name rocks)
• U.C. Ukeje (schweeeg!)
• Clarion Chukwura

Of course some names still come along that ruin our fantastic run though… Jim Iyke for instance. Lol. Actually not like the name in itself is steep, but the bearer of the name… hmmm. That’s a topic for another blogger. Another boring actor-name of utmost note: Kanayo O. Kanayo; what a tired name!? You can just imagine him filling forms on net:-

First name: Kanayo *select all, copy*
Last name: *paste*

Shaking My Head in Spanish... Oh well, other cool names are Funke Akindele, Patience Ozokwor, Shola Shobowale, etc.

Yvonne Nelson - a Name from di Lawd Himsefff!!

But for music artists sha, we no just try at aaaaaall!! Starting from me gan. What tha F is Kolawole Ayoola? Be like sey my parents believe sey I go turn Union-Bank marketing staff (as in not even new generation bank gan) or some pedestrian bridge Engineer shit. Mscheeew. I still love them though *giving dem a virtual hug*, I mean they’re the best there is and ever was; but dem just insert cock to rear shaaaa.

Other dry artist names:

• Panshak Zamani (gbagaun!!)
• Ayo Balogun (sounds like an ex-secondary school mate)
• Abolore Akande (why Lawd?!)
• Kelly Hansome (looks forced)
• Yemi Alade (feels more like a clergy name: Pastor Mrs Yemi Alade)
• Wande Ojosipe (I can’t even pronounce it…)
• Peter & Paul Okoye (Dry jo)
• Chibuike Azubuike (so routine!? It couldn’t have been a lengthy naming ceremony he got)
• Dede Mabiaku (its just not werking for me...)
• Olanrewaju Ogunmefun (Buhahahahaaa!!)
• Enetimi Odom
• Omawumi Megbele (and this name was so close to being fly)

Pat Attah, sweet name, actor. Bros pass di mic abeg

Well we definitely have a team in need of quality names in the Naija music scene… and we have quite a couple: from Bankole Wellington to Cobhams Asuquo, Tiwa Savage, Maleek Berry and Timi Dakolo to mention but a few.

Feel free to write down some dope (or otherwise) birth certificate names of entertainers you know.

Pizzout!